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One Token to Retard Them All
One Token to Retard Them All
One Token to Retard Them All
One Token to Retard Them All
One Token to Retard Them All
One Token to Retard Them All









































Retardnomics
Retardnomics
1 Billion
$LOTR
Fixed Supply, No Minting. Cause Gondor loves transparency
1 Billion
$LOTR
Fixed Supply, No Minting. Cause Gondor loves transparency
1 Billion
$LOTR
Fixed Supply, No Minting. Cause Gondor loves transparency
1 Billion
$LOTR
Fixed Supply, No Minting. Cause Gondor loves transparency
1 Billion
$LOTR
Fixed Supply, No Minting. Cause Gondor loves transparency
1 Billion
$LOTR
Fixed Supply, No Minting. Cause Gondor loves transparency
No Tax
Gondor Orders
Aragorn didn't tax the orcs
No Tax
Gondor Orders
Aragorn didn't tax the orcs
No Tax
Gondor Orders
Aragorn didn't tax the orcs
No Tax
Gondor Orders
Aragorn didn't tax the orcs
No Tax
Gondor Orders
Aragorn didn't tax the orcs
No Tax
Gondor Orders
Aragorn didn't tax the orcs
LP Burnt
Cast into the Fires of Mount Doom!
Not even Sauron can retrieve it. The LP is with the Valar now.
LP Burnt
Cast into the Fires of Mount Doom!
Not even Sauron can retrieve it. The LP is with the Valar now.
LP Burnt
Cast into the Fires of Mount Doom!
Not even Sauron can retrieve it. The LP is with the Valar now.
LP Burnt
Cast into the Fires of Mount Doom!
Not even Sauron can retrieve it. The LP is with the Valar now.
LP Burnt
Cast into the Fires of Mount Doom!
Not even Sauron can retrieve it. The LP is with the Valar now.
LP Burnt
Cast into the Fires of Mount Doom!
Not even Sauron can retrieve it. The LP is with the Valar now.
Contract Address:
441aDY2SUPSKAFsMicD46w6piHQFazEq6sTvBEt6pump
Contract Address:
441aDY2SUPSKAFsMicD46w6piHQFazEq6sTvBEt6pump






Our Legend
Our Legend
Long ago, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Satoshi forged the One Token to rule them all. But in his wisdom (or madness), he cast it into the Crypto Chasm, where it lay hidden...
...until drunk hobbits on Crypto Twitter dug it up, polished it with degen hopium, and slapped a 0% tax on it (because even Sauron wasn’t greedy enough to charge 5%).
Now, $LOTR rises……..
Long ago, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Satoshi forged the One Token to rule them all. But in his wisdom (or madness), he cast it into the Crypto Chasm, where it lay hidden...
...until drunk hobbits on Crypto Twitter dug it up, polished it with degen hopium, and slapped a 0% tax on it (because even Sauron wasn’t greedy enough to charge 5%).
Now, $LOTR rises……..
Long ago, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Satoshi forged the One Token to rule them all. But in his wisdom (or madness), he cast it into the Crypto Chasm, where it lay hidden...
...until drunk hobbits on Crypto Twitter dug it up, polished it with degen hopium, and slapped a 0% tax on it (because even Sauron wasn’t greedy enough to charge 5%).
Now, $LOTR rises……..
Long ago, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Satoshi forged the One Token to rule them all. But in his wisdom (or madness), he cast it into the Crypto Chasm, where it lay hidden...
...until drunk hobbits on Crypto Twitter dug it up, polished it with degen hopium, and slapped a 0% tax on it (because even Sauron wasn’t greedy enough to charge 5%).
Now, $LOTR rises……..
Long ago, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Satoshi forged the One Token to rule them all. But in his wisdom (or madness), he cast it into the Crypto Chasm, where it lay hidden...
...until drunk hobbits on Crypto Twitter dug it up, polished it with degen hopium, and slapped a 0% tax on it (because even Sauron wasn’t greedy enough to charge 5%).
Now, $LOTR rises……..
Long ago, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Satoshi forged the One Token to rule them all. But in his wisdom (or madness), he cast it into the Crypto Chasm, where it lay hidden...
...until drunk hobbits on Crypto Twitter dug it up, polished it with degen hopium, and slapped a 0% tax on it (because even Sauron wasn’t greedy enough to charge 5%).
Now, $LOTR rises……..
WHY $LOTR?
BECAUSE TOMORROW'S LEGENDS START WITH TODAY'S DEGENS!
"THE RING WAS MEANT TO RULE THEM ALL...
BUT WE'RE HERE TO BREAK THE CURSE INSTEAD!"
BECAUSE TOMORROW'S LEGENDS START WITH TODAY'S DEGENS!
"THE RING WAS MEANT TO RULE THEM ALL...
BUT WE'RE HERE TO BREAK THE CURSE INSTEAD!"
BECAUSE TOMORROW'S LEGENDS START WITH TODAY'S DEGENS!
"THE RING WAS MEANT TO RULE THEM ALL...
BUT WE'RE HERE TO BREAK THE CURSE INSTEAD!"
BECAUSE TOMORROW'S LEGENDS START WITH TODAY'S DEGENS!
"THE RING WAS MEANT TO RULE THEM ALL...
BUT WE'RE HERE TO BREAK THE CURSE INSTEAD!"
BECAUSE TOMORROW'S LEGENDS START WITH TODAY'S DEGENS!
"THE RING WAS MEANT TO RULE THEM ALL...
BUT WE'RE HERE TO BREAK THE CURSE INSTEAD!"
BECAUSE TOMORROW'S LEGENDS START WITH TODAY'S DEGENS!
"THE RING WAS MEANT TO RULE THEM ALL...
BUT WE'RE HERE TO BREAK THE CURSE INSTEAD!"
